PokéSMACKDOWN
awwww-cute:

I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected

awwww-cute:

I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected

wonderlandweird:

freckledtrekkie:

FOREIGN LANGUAGES (✿◠‿◠)

FICTIONAL LANGUAGES  (^▽^)

SPEAKING ANOTHER LANGUAGE  (◑‿◐)

WRITING ANOTHER LANGUAGE ( ^▽^)

L I N G U I S T I C S  (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

GRAMMAR (T_T)

harrystylesdildo:

When your roommate uses a Lady Gaga song as an alarm clock

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no:

Porn is Too much. Someone could’ve eaten those apples, but instead you put them all in your Asshole? Who will eat them now? I won’t

trillgamesh:

it’s like you’re my mirror

trillgamesh:

it’s like you’re my mirror

"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

schuckthetruckup:

ringokotomi:

Do authors cry when they kill the best character or do they smile, laugh and have a cup of tea with satan

the difference between jk rowling and george rr martin 

Government: We want to keep pregnancy rates in young girls down!
Government: *Has terrible sex education for young girls*
Government: *Charges lots of money for birth control*
Government: *Charges lots of money for pregnancy tests*
Government: *Charges lots of money for plan b pills*
Government: *Is against abortion*

aaropostle:

Remember when Katy Perry found a loaded gun in Rihanna’s purse during the VMA’s.

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

youre-so-basic-it-hurts:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

thousands of followers but still stuck with 10 note selfies

the fuck

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you gotta be kidding me

whirra:

hey kids u wanna buy some drugs

whirra:

hey kids u wanna buy some drugs