I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected
FOREIGN LANGUAGES (✿◠‿◠)
FICTIONAL LANGUAGES (^▽^)
SPEAKING ANOTHER LANGUAGE (◑‿◐)
WRITING ANOTHER LANGUAGE ( ^▽^)
L I N G U I S T I C S (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
When your roommate uses a Lady Gaga song as an alarm clock
Porn is Too much. Someone could’ve eaten those apples, but instead you put them all in your Asshole? Who will eat them now? I won’t
it’s like you’re my mirror
"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."
"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."
"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."
"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."
Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.
Do authors cry when they kill the best character or do they smile, laugh and have a cup of tea with satan
the difference between jk rowling and george rr martin
Remember when Katy Perry found a loaded gun in Rihanna’s purse during the VMA’s.
thousands of followers but still stuck with 10 note selfies
you gotta be kidding me
hey kids u wanna buy some drugs