Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful
Please tell me that was an intentional pun
you got a fuckin problem officer
when one of your friends is sad just go to their house and do this
I’m so sorry
PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT A MANGO IS BUT IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME
i want him to die honestly
Everyone should know how disgusting this little fuck is
because he’s against gay rights? well Im against gay rights. but I don’t hate people who are gay, lesbian, etc. in fact, some of my closest friends are gay, I don’t agree with the lifestyle, it goes against my religion, so does that make me a bad person who needs to go die? I honestly don’t care if you love someone who’s the same gender as you, I will agree that you can’t help who you fall for. I will accept you for who you are, but please don’t ask me to agree with that lifestyle.
get some help
What a fucking cockblock
a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption
one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan
years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal
he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”
I DONT GET IT????